In the Matter of Staples/Essendant, Inc., File No. 1810180
I am a small business owner. I use Staples for 95% of my office supplies and copier services. Which "hedge fund" do you suggest I go to for what I require to keep my business running when they suck the life out of Staples? Do you know why retail sales were/are down? Look no further than those upstanding bastions of benevolence than the ubiquitous hedge fund. Thank you, FTC, for your service. I'm fucking fed up with the lot of you.