Beware of "Work From Home" Offers
Keno: Duuude! Have you seen this??? Noscam, you've done it again. Issue #152 is blowing my mind!
I need to stop getting distracted and put this down. As much as I love Captain Noscam, he's not the only reason I'm here. My parents said I have to find a job.
OK, so a few weeks ago I saw this sign on a telephone pole that said, "Earn thousands a month without leaving your house!" Sounds awesome, right? So I called the dudes and they said I needed to pay them twenty bucks for a "materials kit" they would send me. At first I was all like, whoa, twenty bucks? But then they were all like, "What's twenty dollars compared to the thousands you'll be making soon?" So then I was like, "Oh yeah! Duh!", and I sent them the money.
Lesson number one on how not to get scammed: NEVER SEND SOME RANDOM DUDE ON THE PHONE TWENTY BUCKS! Seriously! I sent him the money, and all I got were instructions on how to print off more bogus ads to put on telephone poles!
So here I am, minus twenty bucks, hoping that this place is hiring. Anyway, I should put this down and fill out that application. Oh! If you haven't tried out the new Captain Noscam demo yet, DO IT. It RAWKS. Later, dude.